T-Shirt

Don't Skip Brain Day

For the price of an adult beverage in New York, you can rock this delicious Don't Skip Brain Day shirt. Just be prepared to answer "where'd you get your shirt?" every time you wear it.

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD

In our opinion, every day is brain day. Wear your mindset on your sleeves with this comfy tee made from cuddled threads, and massaged inks. Only the best for Perfy lovers. 

  • We're not saying that your IQ goes up when you wear this shirt. But we're also not saying that it doesn't. 
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    Carbonated Water, Tamarind Puree, Allulose, Pear Juice, Blueberry Juice, Marion Blackberry Juice, Organic Natural Flavors, Sea Salt, Stevia, Monk Fruit, L-Theanine, Ashwagandha

    What's Inside

    What's inside?
    • real fruit juice (not from concentrate)
    • stevia, monk fruit, and allulose
    • L-theanine + ashwagandha or turmeric

    What's not inside?
    • cane sugar
    • high fructose corn syrup
    • artificial sweeteners, colors, or flavors
    • preservatives

    What Makes Us Perfy?

    keto certified
    keto certified
    + nootropics
    + nootropics
    + adaptogens
    + adaptogens
    no added sugar
    no added sugar
    nothing artificial
    nothing artificial
    caffeine-free
    caffeine-free

    ★★★★★ Nothing But Love

    • The citrus was delish! Tried it with the wife and my parents. My mom is type 1 diabetic and thought it was very good and really appreciated the ingredients. She was very impressed.

    • I will confess: I am not a regular soda drinker, I always find it too sweet. But this is so tasty, I would absolutely buy this again.

    • Really good stuff - I literally never drink soda ever bc there’s always an ingredient that I’m Leary of. Even in “healthy” sodas. But these are 🙌 you should be super proud!

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