T-Shirt

The Perfy Pear

We think that perfection is unhealthy. But we never said anything about PEAR-fection. Rock this shirt if you're into minimalism. Heck...rock it if you're into maximalism. We don't judge.

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD

This t-shirt is pear-fect. Minimalist and beautiful. Just like you. 

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    Carbonated Water, Tamarind Puree, Allulose, Pear Juice, Blueberry Juice, Marion Blackberry Juice, Organic Natural Flavors, Sea Salt, Stevia, Monk Fruit, L-Theanine, Ashwagandha

    What's Inside

    What's inside?
    • real fruit juice (not from concentrate)
    • stevia, monk fruit, and allulose
    • L-theanine + ashwagandha or turmeric

    What's not inside?
    • cane sugar
    • high fructose corn syrup
    • artificial sweeteners, colors, or flavors
    • preservatives

    What Makes Us Perfy?

    keto certified
    keto certified
    + nootropics
    + nootropics
    + adaptogens
    + adaptogens
    no added sugar
    no added sugar
    nothing artificial
    nothing artificial
    caffeine-free
    caffeine-free

    ★★★★★ Nothing But Love

    • The citrus was delish! Tried it with the wife and my parents. My mom is type 1 diabetic and thought it was very good and really appreciated the ingredients. She was very impressed.

    • I will confess: I am not a regular soda drinker, I always find it too sweet. But this is so tasty, I would absolutely buy this again.

    • Really good stuff - I literally never drink soda ever bc there’s always an ingredient that I’m Leary of. Even in “healthy” sodas. But these are 🙌 you should be super proud!

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