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The Perfy Pear

We think that perfection is unhealthy. But we never said anything about PEAR-fection. Rock this shirt if you're into minimalism. Heck...rock it if you're into maximalism. We don't judge.

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD

What Makes Us Perfy?

keto certified
keto certified
+ nootropics
+ nootropics
+ adaptogens
+ adaptogens
no added sugar
no added sugar
nothing artificial
nothing artificial
caffeine-free
caffeine-free

★★★★★ Nothing But Love

  • The citrus was delish! Tried it with the wife and my parents. My mom is type 1 diabetic and thought it was very good and really appreciated the ingredients. She was very impressed.

  • I will confess: I am not a regular soda drinker, I always find it too sweet. But this is so tasty, I would absolutely buy this again.

  • Really good stuff - I literally never drink soda ever bc there’s always an ingredient that I’m Leary of. Even in “healthy” sodas. But these are 🙌 you should be super proud!

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