DRINK MORE PIZZA
Remember walking into your favorite pizzeria? Quarters for the arcade, infamous red plastic cups, bells ringing for your order, trading tickets for prizes. These moments weren't just about pizza—they were about family, friendship, and happiness.
We've captured that magic in every can. Where each slice is transformed into a lightly carbonated love letter to our childhood.
So go ahead. Sip, savor, and make new memories. After all, who says you can't DRINK MORE PIZZA?
Q: What is Perfy?
A: Perfy is a delicious soda with up to 90% less sugar than traditional soda. And it's sometimes enhanced with functional ingredients...but sometimes not...like for limited edition flavors.
Q: Why Perfy?
A: Traditional sodas and diet sodas are loaded with junk ingredients. We made Perfy with the best possible ingredients so you can enjoy soda again without wrecking your blood sugar.
Q: What does Perfy mean?
A: When I was just a kid, I would grab my mom by the pocket and say "ma, you're perfy." I don't think I was able to pronounce perfect or pretty or somethin'. She's still both of those things to me...and perfy is named in honor of her. UPDATE: Mom passed on 12/11/23. Perfy made her so happy. 84/143/49
What's not inside?
• cane sugar
• high fructose corn syrup
• artificial sweeteners
The soda you can still drink...even after you stop drinking soda.
| Calories | Sugar | Happiness | Functional | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Perfy
|
20 | 2-4g | ∞g | ✅yes | ✅yes |
Other Brand
|
150 | 42g | 0g | ❌ | ❌ |
Dr. Pepper
|
150 | 40g | 0g | ❌ | ❌ |
Squirt
|
190 | 50g | 0g | ❌ | ❌ |
Cactus Cooler
|
150 | 39g | 0g | ❌ | ❌ |
Hawaiian Punch
|
80 | 21g | 0g | ❌ | ❌ |
