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Pepperoni Pizza

Listen, kid—each can of Pepperoni Pizza comes loaded with just 3 grams of sugar, 30 calories, and a little somethin’ extra—enough flavor to make Nonna shed a tear, like a secret recipe from the old country.

• Ships Week of 2/17/25
• Caffeine? Fuggedaboutit!
• Gabagool Approved
• Made By Uncle Paulie
• Shum Pulp
• Ayyyyy, No Added Sugar
• Vegan Vinny Approved

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DRINK MORE PIZZA

Remember walking into your favorite pizzeria? Quarters for the arcade, infamous red plastic cups, bells ringing for your order, trading tickets for prizes. These moments weren't just about pizza—they were about family, friendship, and happiness.

We've captured that magic in every can. Where each slice is transformed into a lightly carbonated love letter to our childhood.

So go ahead. Sip, savor, and make new memories. After all, who says you can't DRINK MORE PIZZA?

    Ingredients: Water, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Flavors, Sea Salt, Monk Fruit, Citric Acid, Stevia

    Q: What is Perfy?
    A: Perfy is a delicious soda with up to 90% less sugar than traditional soda. And it's sometimes enhanced with functional ingredients...but sometimes not...like for limited edition flavors.

    Q: Why Perfy?
    A: Traditional sodas and diet sodas are loaded with junk ingredients. We made Perfy with the best possible ingredients so you can enjoy soda again without wrecking your blood sugar.

    Q: What does Perfy mean?
    A: When I was just a kid, I would grab my mom by the pocket and say "ma, you're perfy." I don't think I was able to pronounce perfect or pretty or somethin'. She's still both of those things to me...and perfy is named in honor of her. UPDATE: Mom passed on 12/11/23. Perfy made her so happy. 84/143/49

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    What's not inside?
    • cane sugar
    • high fructose corn syrup
    • artificial sweeteners

    What Makes Us Perfy?

    blood sugar friendly
    blood sugar friendly
    + nootropics
    + nootropics
    + adaptogens
    + adaptogens
    no added sugar
    no added sugar
    nothing artificial
    nothing artificial
    caffeine-free
    caffeine-free

    ★★★★★ Nothing But Love

    Perfy vs. Big Soda

    The soda you can still drink...even after you stop drinking soda.

    Calories Sugar Happiness Functional
    Perfy logo
    Perfy
    20 2-4g ∞g yes
    Dr. Pepper logo
    Dr. Pepper
    150 40g 0g
    Squirt logo
    Squirt
    190 50g 0g
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    Cactus Cooler
    150 39g 0g
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    Hawaiian Punch
    80 21g 0g
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