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Greatest soda of all time. Ordered a subscription for the office and they're always gone within hours of delivery. Low calories, great flavor, and great for the brain. What more can you ask for?
Each can of Fruit Punch has 4g sugar, 5g net carbs, 20 calories, and is enhanced with 50mg L-Theanine and 30mg of Ashwagandha.
Q: What is Perfy?
A: Perfy is a delicious, superfood soda enhanced with nootropics + adaptogens & only 3g-4g sugar per can.
Q: Why Perfy?
A: Traditional sodas and diet sodas are loaded with junk ingredients like cane sugar, high fructose corn syrup, artificial flavors, colors, and sweeteners, and even preservatives. Perfy doesn't have any of that. We made it with the best possible ingredients so you can enjoy soda again without wrecking your blood sugar.
Q: What does Perfy mean?
A: When I was just a kid, I would always call my mom "perfy." I don't think I was able to pronounce perfect or pretty or somethin'. She's still both of those things to me...and perfy is named in honor of her.
What's inside?
• real fruit juice (not from concentrate)
• stevia, monk fruit, and allulose
• L-theanine + ashwagandha or turmeric
What's not inside?
• cane sugar
• high fructose corn syrup
• artificial sweeteners, colors, or flavors
• preservatives
The soda you can still drink...even after you stop drinking soda.
Calories | Sugar | Net Carbs | Functional Ingredients | ||
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![]() Perfy
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20 | 3g-4g | 5g | ✅yes | ✅yes |
![]() Hawaiian Punch
|
80 | 21g | 22g | ❌ | ❌ |
![]() Cactus Cooler
|
150 | 39g | 40g | ❌ | ❌ |
![]() Squirt
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170 | 44g | 45g | ❌ | ❌ |