1 Box (4 Cans)

Pepperoni Pizza Box

Name: Pepperoni Pizza Box
Brand: Perfy
SKU: 510-PP4
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Rated 3.5 out of 5

Based on 2 reviews

Listen, kid—each can of Pepperoni Pizza comes loaded with just 3 grams of sugar, 30 calories, and a little somethin’ extra—enough flavor to make Nonna shed a tear, like a secret recipe from the old country.

• Limited Edition Pizza Box
• Caffeine? Fuggedaboutit!
• Gabagool Approved
• Made By Uncle Paulie
• Shum Pulp
• Ayyyyy, No Added Sugar
• Vegan Vinny Approved

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DRINK MORE PIZZA

Remember walking into your favorite pizzeria? Quarters for the arcade, infamous red plastic cups, bells ringing for your order, trading tickets for prizes. These moments weren't just about pizza—they were about family, friendship, and happiness.

We've captured that magic in every can. Where each slice is transformed into a lightly carbonated love letter to our childhood.

So go ahead. Sip, savor, and make new memories. After all, who says you can't DRINK MORE PIZZA?

Ingredients

Ingredients: Water, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Flavors, Sea Salt, Monk Fruit, Citric Acid, Stevia

FAQs

Q: What is Perfy?
A: Perfy is a delicious soda with up to 90% less sugar than traditional soda. And it's sometimes enhanced with functional ingredients...but sometimes not...like for limited edition flavors.

Q: Why Perfy?
A: Traditional sodas and diet sodas are loaded with junk ingredients. We made Perfy with the best possible ingredients so you can enjoy soda again without wrecking your blood sugar.

Q: What does Perfy mean?
A: When I was just a kid, I would grab my mom by the pocket and say "ma, you're perfy." I don't think I was able to pronounce perfect or pretty or somethin'. She's still both of those things to me...and perfy is named in honor of her. UPDATE: Mom passed on 12/11/23. Perfy made her so happy. 84/143/49

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What's Not Inside?

What's not inside?
• cane sugar
• high fructose corn syrup
• artificial sweeteners

What Makes Us Perfy?

blood sugar friendly

+ nootropics

+ adaptogens

no added sugar

nothing artificial

caffeine-free

★★★★★ Nothing But Love

The citrus was delish! Tried it with the wife and my parents. My mom is type 1 diabetic and thought it was very good and really appreciated the ingredients. She was very impressed.
I will confess: I am not a regular soda drinker, I always find it too sweet. But this is so tasty, I would absolutely buy this again.
Really good stuff - I literally never drink soda ever bc there’s always an ingredient that I’m Leary of. Even in “healthy” sodas. But these are 🙌 you should be super proud!

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Reviewed by Timothy

I don't recommend this product

Rated 2 out of 5

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2 Stars

This is an excellent novelty idea; however, that's as much credit as I can give it. It shipped in it's own box (the "pizza" box), which got torn up en route (and the sodas were just bouncing around inside) and cannot be saved for novelty purposes. I would have preferred it placed in another box for protection. The soda itself was absolutely nauseating. It was indeed reminiscent of actual pizza, but had no redeeming flavors to actually make it drinkable. I would consider trying their normal flavors, but will not be ordering this again.

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Reviewed by Eddie D.

Verified Buyer

I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Worst thing I've ever tasted.

Wondering what this tastes like? It's exactly what you think it's going to taste like, and it won't be good. Imagine "tomato soda water with herbs". Was worth the cost just to see my friends reactions after convincing them to taste it, but anyone who enjoys this has some severe issues. I'll never purchase it again.

5/5 Prank Value, 0/5 Actual Value

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Perfy vs. Big Soda

The soda you can still drink...even after you stop drinking soda.

	Calories	Sugar	Happiness	Functional	Nothing Artificial
Perfy	20	2-4g	∞g	✅yes	✅yes
Other Brand	150	42g	0g	❌	❌
Dr. Pepper	150	40g	0g	❌	❌
Squirt	190	50g	0g	❌	❌
Cactus Cooler	150	39g	0g	❌	❌
Hawaiian Punch	80	21g	0g	❌	❌