What if your favorite White Lotus character were a drink? We’re talking bold flavors, bubbly personalities, and a little emotional baggage — served hot...or cold. In this guide, we match iconic White Lotus cast members with the beverages that embody their essence. Spoiler: one of them is definitely Cherry Cola Perfy.
1. Rick – Dewar’s 21 Scotch
Refined. Aged. Deep.
Rick is the kind of guy who’s been through it and lets the silence speak. Like Dewar’s 21, he’s been double-aged — for depth, for wisdom, for the trauma.
2. Chelsea – The Hot Toddy
Warm. Homemade. Probably not FDA-approved.
Chelsea is the cozy cure you didn’t ask for. Wrapped in raw honey and unsolicited advice, she’s a Hot Toddy with healer energy.
3. Laurie – Tito’s Moscow Mule
Sharp. Cold. Spiraling (but make it polite).
Laurie is served in a copper mug because glass would be too vulnerable. She's processing things — mostly with vodka.
4. Jaclyn – Veuve Clicquot
Bubbly. Elegant. Ready for her close-up.
Veuve Clicquot is Jaclyn’s drink twin: classic, camera-ready, and eternally in celebration mode.
5. Kate – Ranch Water (Ranch Rider)
Low-cal. High-attitude. All boot.
Kate is Ranch Water in a can — minimalist, direct, and absolutely not here for small talk.
6. Timothy – Appalachian Moonshine
Wild. Dangerous. Historically illegal.
Timothy was made in the dark and hits like a generational curse. Moonshine energy with a side of chaos.
7. Victoria – Cherry Cola Perfy
Sweet. Sparkly. Slightly unhinged.
Victoria is the fizzy face of Cherry Cola Perfy — the brain-boosting, mood-lifting soda that hits like a tsunnnammmi. One sip and it’s Lorazefam time.
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8. Saxon – Wonder Beet Juice
“For blood flow.”
He says it’s for circulation. It’s also for vibes.
9. Piper – GT’s Kombucha
Floaty. Fizzy. Very into chakras.
Piper drinks GT’s Kombucha and charges her crystals by moonlight — even if she can’t name all seven chakras.
10. Lochlan – A2 Milk (Alexandre Family Farm)
Sensitive. Gentle. Digestible.
Lochlan is easier on your system than traditional dairy. A2 Milk is his safe space.
11. Belinda – Just Ice Tea Mango White Tea
Calm. Comforting. Criminally underpaid.
She’s the sip that soothes your soul. Sweet, herbal, and full of grace — just like Belinda.
12. Mook – Harmless Harvest Coconut Water
Kind. Organic. Nourishing.
In a world full of fake, Mook is 100% real. Just like your favorite pink coconut water.
13. Gaitok – Liquid Death
Metal on the outside. Still water inside.
He’s underestimated, but Gaitok keeps everything running, like Liquid Death.
14. Frank – OG Four Loko
Unhinged. Unfiltered. Unforgettable.
Frank is Four Loko energy personified. 12% ABV, 156mg caffeine, and zero regard for the consequences.
15. GreGary & Chloe – Ménage à Trois Red Blend
Bold. Blended. Boundary issues.
They’re looking for a third — or just your attention. This chaotic duo is your favorite red wine with group chat drama energy.
Which White Lotus Character Are You (as a Drink)?
Tag your friends. Start a debate. Or sip on a Cherry Cola Perfy while you spiral over which drinkable persona matches your vacation meltdown energy.
